Latest Adult SMS Collection 2012

Lady: mera husbnd 300% Naakara hy.
Dr: 100% to suna hy 300% kesy?
Lady: 1 to lund khara nahi hota Bharway ka.
2nd Ungliyaan tooti hui hain gaandu ki.
3rd Kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban b jala li.
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Sardar sms collection 2012

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k

Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga

Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?

Pathan:

Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Cashier:

jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?

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Srdar:

O kanjra

ay jma mere account wich hona ay

Tenu koi takleef?

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Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)