Bun ke ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,

Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,

Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

Wo Aaj Phir Yaad Aa Gaye yaad

Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay,
Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,
Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.

Only 10 Marks in Exam - Student SMS

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

A Serious Statement

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

14 August SMS

On Independence Day Here's one wish I make 4 us "Our Dreams Of Being Together 4eva In A New And Better Tomorrow Come True For Us"
Happy Independence. 

Latest Ghazal SMS 2012

One father is more than a hundred School masters.

Happy My Father's Day

You've seen me laughYou've seen me cryAnd always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love youHappy Father's Day

Pay my regards to your father who is tolerating such a stupid, dump and duffer child, what a stamina he has got… I really salute your father. Happy Fathers Day
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