Sunday, 15 July 2012
Sunday, 8 July 2012
Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya
Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya
Jhooti Qasam Say Aap Ka Emaan To Gaya
Jhooti Qasam Say Aap Ka Emaan To Gaya
Dil Lay Kay Muft Kahtay Hain Kuch Kaam Ka Naheen
Ulti Shikayatain Huieen , Ahsaan To Gaya
Ulti Shikayatain Huieen , Ahsaan To Gaya
Dekha Hai Batkada Mainn Jo Aay Sheikh! Kuch Na Kuch
Emaan Ki Touba Hai Emaan To Gaya
Emaan Ki Touba Hai Emaan To Gaya
Afshaaye Raaz Ishq Main Go Zilatain Hoeen
Lekin Usay Jata To Dia, Jaan To Gaya
Lekin Usay Jata To Dia, Jaan To Gaya
Hoosh O Hawaas O Taab O Tawaaa-n , Daagh Ja Chukay
Ab Hum Bhi Janay Walay Hain Samaan To Gaya
Ab Hum Bhi Janay Walay Hain Samaan To Gaya
Labels:
Ghalib Poetry,
Ghazal SMS
Wednesday, 4 July 2012
Saturday, 30 June 2012
Bun ke ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,
Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?
Labels:
Miss You SMS,
Poetry SMS,
Urdu Poetry
Wo Aaj Phir Yaad Aa Gaye yaad
Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay,
Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,
Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.
Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,
Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.
Labels:
Poetry SMS,
SMS Poetry
Only 10 Marks in Exam - Student SMS
Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
Labels:
Exams SMS,
Student SMS
A Serious Statement
A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
.
.
.
.
70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P
written outside a Women shoe shop
.
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P
Labels:
Cool SMS Jokes
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