Wo Aaj Phir Yaad Aa Gaye yaad

Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay,
Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,
Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.

Only 10 Marks in Exam - Student SMS

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

A Serious Statement

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

14 August SMS

On Independence Day Here's one wish I make 4 us "Our Dreams Of Being Together 4eva In A New And Better Tomorrow Come True For Us"
Happy Independence. 

Latest Ghazal SMS 2012

One father is more than a hundred School masters.

Happy My Father's Day

You've seen me laughYou've seen me cryAnd always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love youHappy Father's Day

Pay my regards to your father who is tolerating such a stupid, dump and duffer child, what a stamina he has got… I really salute your father. Happy Fathers Day
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Happy Fathers Day SMS in Urdu

I Love My Dad

Dua is only 4 my  DAD….:-)

Ay KHUDA,

Mery ami abu ko

Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma

Un ki tamam pareshanion ko khatam ker

Aor unhein hamesha hamary liye slamat rakh. . . . . (AMEEEEEN)