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Saturday, 30 June 2012

Bun ke ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,


Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,
Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

Wo Aaj Phir Yaad Aa Gaye yaad

Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay,
Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,

Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.

Only 10 Marks in Exam - Student SMS


Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

A Serious Statement

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

14 August SMS


On Independence Day Here's one wish I make 4 us "Our Dreams Of Being Together 4eva In A New And Better Tomorrow Come True For Us"
Happy Independence. 

Sunday, 17 June 2012

One father is more than a hundred School masters.

Happy My Father's Day

You've seen me laughYou've seen me cryAnd always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love youHappy Father's Day

Pay my regards to your father who is tolerating such a stupid, dump and duffer child, what a stamina he has got… I really salute your father. Happy Fathers Day
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Happy Fathers Day SMS in Urdu

I Love My Dad
Dua is only 4 my  DAD….:-)
Ay KHUDA,
Mery ami abu ko
Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma
Un ki tamam pareshanion ko khatam ker
Aor unhein hamesha hamary liye slamat rakh. . . . . (AMEEEEEN)

Happy Fathers Day SMS collection 2012

Happy Father's Day
Khty hai k bap ke nrazge ALLAH ke nrazge
or
bap ke khushnudge khuda ke khushnudge hi.
khuda ko raze kro gy to jant mly ge.
“*:-*/Happy\:-**” “*:-*/Father\:-**” ~”*:-*/Day\:-**”~

Catch her by her waist Latest Funny sms

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

Latest funny sms message

Thak 
Thak 
Thak. 
G Kon? 
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? 
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. 
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Kabi Chirag Kbi Roshni Se Haar Gye


Kabi Chirag Kbi Roshni Se Haar Gye,
Hum Badnasib The Har Ksise Haar Gye,
Ajib Khel Ka Maidan H Ye Dunia,
Jisko Jeet Chuke The Usi Se Haar Gaye..!!

Hindi Poetery SMS>>>Udas Hai Dil Aur Ankho Me Nami Hai,

 
Udas Hai Dil Aur Ankho Me Nami Hai,
Jese Rota He Asman Or Khamosh Ye Zami He,
Yaad Na Karne Ki Koi To Waja Batao,
Naraz Ho Humse Ya Waqt Ki Kami He.

""""Chandni jheel na shabnam na kanwal me ho ga""

 


 Chandni jheel na shabnam na kanwal me ho ga
ab tera aks faqat meri ghazal me ho ga


Aur ik saans ko jeene ki tamanna kar le'n
aik lamha to abhi dast-eajal me ho ga


rakh mazi ki kuredo na palat kar dekho
aaj ka din bhi huwa ghumm to wo kal me ho ga


kyun kisi morr pe ruk ruk k sada de'n usko
wo to masroof masafat k amal me ho ga


usko neendon k nagar me na basa'o Mohsin
warna shamil wohi nindon k khalal me ho ga